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Tuesday, 05 August 2008

  • The days fun

    A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Orange and banana colored Jaguar. He was watching for the vitamin world store and for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and drove the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car, shouting, "What was that all about and who are you? The kid said nothing and ran! This story is about what happened to me the other day. I guess from now on I will shop for my vitamins online for good!

Tuesday, 24 June 2008

  • join the topical beast

    In the time of 24 hour news I think that in stead of gaining actual news we are losing out on what is really important to the country. In fact a man that was one of the 1st, that I know of, to emphasize the paleo diet was hurt in an accident of the coast of Maine and there was no mention of it. It wasn't "fantastical" enough to put in the news and the fact that I have to write about in what is no doubt a very popular health blog, I seem to feel that we are at a loss when if there had been something more gruesome or some false, erroneous Barrack Obama quote that the right wing media could try and make us believe that the gays are gonna get our babies or that if the Democrats win so do the terrorists. I just think that a news story should be just that.

Monday, 05 May 2008

  • The grimm reaper

    Oh my God Ya'll I love me some of that Mexican food man! I mean it being cinco de mayo and all I think everybody should just get out and put a bunch of god damned Mexican beans in there tummy sector. I was reading about the church and stuff today and this article was discussing how priests and so forth used to chase after and kill women who were progressive and not subservient to there men. I think the church is always so far behind the rest of the world and they need to do a peoplesearch and figure how to get a little more liberal and a little more progressive.

Tuesday, 15 April 2008

  • They're at it again!

    My neighbors have 2 dogs. A lab and a golden retreiver. And they fornicate like they are the last 2 dogs on earth. All day, all night, all I hear is their wimpering and moaning and the slamming in to the walls. I don't know if my neighbors are deaf or even aware of this. They may even be right there watching and taking bets. They certainly need to check the vitamin information in their dog food. This much puppy making can't possibly be good for the dogs. They are like teenagers for God's sake. I've tried banging on the walls but that doesn't do any good. It doesn't scare them at all. They may not even hear it. But boy they are testing my patience. I mentioned it to Judy and she said that maybe it is good for them. Maybe the best multivitamin a dog could ask for. I'm not convinced.  I say that they are risking serious health problems if they continue to do this. I'm going to call animal control right after the Bridge tournament tomorrow.

Wednesday, 27 February 2008

  • killer speed kills

    Ohhhh the drama in that awesome title I just laid out before your eyes. I think that the 1st thing that we can do is take a step back from all the violence and faux Christian faith healers and the like and really start to investigate all the nonsense that is coming over the airwaves and ask our selves is this what we want our future to look like for mans sake! I know that vitamins are a good thing also and that is why I choose to purchase vitamins online you know. I know that people need to advertise, and we as consumers need to find the best antioxidant out there that best fits our special needs and our situation as a whole financially and otherwise.

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